Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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