So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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