Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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