What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
are you so shy because you have an std?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm really busy with my period
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