is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Then you guys just all showered together...?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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