...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
