Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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