she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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