Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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