I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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