He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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