what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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