so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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