So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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