Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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