i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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