I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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