Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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