I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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