fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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