youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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