did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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