Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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