Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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