But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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