Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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