He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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