he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
No subtext here. People are naked.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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