Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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