before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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