have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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