she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im holly from the hills drunk
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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