Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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