it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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