How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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