Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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