there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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