If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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