just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
