Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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