Just fell off a train. Bad.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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