Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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