At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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