That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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