i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
