Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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