their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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