Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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