They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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