Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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