you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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