is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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