The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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