why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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