Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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